April 27, 2008

1:38 PM


wth

I'm getting stranger and stranger dreams..

Today's dream was in detective style. Its almost like a TV episode lor. Ok so it starts off with some people going crazy and all. Then these two detectivey people try to find the cause of it. They trace it to some floppy disk which they think might have caused it. For some reason, payphones had a slot to slide in floppy disks, so one of them tried inserting it in. An abstract orange visualisation appeared on the payphone's monitor (since when did they have monitors..). So the guy thought that it was some kind of virus, that if you press the dial buttons on the payphone for too long, the virus will transfer to you as well.
But apparently that wasn't the case. The two detectives traced it to some doctor who probably invented it. By then, they realise that the floppy contained some subliminal mind-possessing music, that if you listened to it, you'll go crazy like those people did. The doctor tries to escape in his Tamiya-style car, but the detectives catch up before he drives away. They blast the music into the car's stereo, giving the doctor a taste of his own medicine.
Case closed. Good guys win.

Now all you need to say is... what the hell...

April 26, 2008

10:36 PM


26 Apr 08 (post-party)

While looking for a pair of earphones for benben, we came across this:

Makes one wonder how the heck it made its way onto the shelf. Supposedly the customs officer has no imagination, and thought this to be a regular, red-coloured mouse with two circular protrusions, thats all.
(In the end, we never got those earphones)

The dinner at Macs marked the end of Mac's reward system. I'm seriously gonna miss it, even though the reward system is practically only a 5% discount. All these years of eating Macs over and over, I kinda grown accustomed to the one-in-a-while 20 piece nugget treats.

The last 20pc Chicken McNuggets


Thats all, folks..


:'(

Finally, a good meal always calls for camwhoring..













10:14 PM


26 Apr 08

Woke up early (12pm) to go down to Bukit Batok to retrieve some orders. Just then, I get a message from some mystery number, telling me something about holding Alyssha a surprise party. Alright...so I head down to the place..

(On the way, I spotted this. The pic speaks for itself)


The party was interesting to say the least. Less with the words, more with the pics! I shall be your commentator for today.


Gareth anxiously awaits her arrival..


Alyssha: "He's here! He's here! Oh no! What do I do? What should I say?"


The Czar's approval


Are they doing what I think they are?


Yep.. exchanging glances..


Gareth: "Stop taking pictures of my girl! You wanna fight issit?"


Gareth stealing a glance


A match made in heaven


What is Gareth doing behind Alyssha's back? Naughty naughty..


Oh no! Not Alyssha too! What has this relationship turned into??

April 22, 2008

10:11 PM


Lost sight

There wasn't much chance that the original pair of specs could get repaired, so I get a new pair. =P While there, I found out my left eye's power increased by a bit, and my right decreased! But for some strange reason now, I have astig in the right eye..

April 21, 2008

2:14 AM


This is what I'd call a masterpiece






April 20, 2008

2:05 AM


=__________=

=_________= is me right now... I accidentally broke my specs while cleaning them. Now I'm relying on pinhole glasses for home use. The amazing thnig is that it'll correct your vision if you concentrate hard enough. The bad thing is that it cuts off 80% of the light, and you get a headache if you use it too much..

(Stuck on Suzuka right now)

April 16, 2008

7:20 PM


THE Checkup

Central ManPower Base @ 3 Depot Road

NS appointment!

Medical Screening
Part 1
--------
Pissed into a bottle and dipped a stick into it

Had a needle stuck into my arm. They took 2 bottles of blood... :'(
Strangely it didn't hurt at all. It was awfully numb afterwards though...

Dental checked. I have good teeth!

Eye checked. They check for colour-blindness too. (oh noes, ian!)

Hearing checked. Raise your hand when you hear a sound. Either the sounds were freaking soft, or I didn't wear the headphones properly. Thanks to my awesome hearing powers, I still heard everything. :)

Had x-ray.

Part 2
--------
Take off shirt and shoes and socks.

ECG scanned. I still dunno how to read the printouts the machine makes, even after seeing them so often.

Body composition checked. I have a body fat percentage of 10.9%! Thats 5.9kg of fat. Hmm...

Blood pressure taken. SQUEEEEEEEEZE YOUR ARM!

Interview with medical officer. Quoting Toh, "They check your mickey."

Result
--------
Due to a few medical conditions here and there....

PES D: Temporarily unfit for grading and pending further review

I don't mind slacking at the office... :)

Vocational Assessment (AKA IQ test)
It was longer and more boring than I expected. I guess I did fairly well, except for the maths parts. Ran out of time and they ended the test.. I wonder about the other people though. I finished way faster than them.


So there you have it. For all those who haven't gone for theirs' yet, heres a heads-up and prepare your mickeys.

April 10, 2008

10:05 PM


Life is like a ship

Welcome to 6.15 games hub! Here, we have an assortment of games for your gaming pleasure. Choose from the variety of games, including DJMax, Stepmania, Bridge, Carom, Bleach, Counterstrike: Condition Zero and Burger Shop! 24-hour passes are selling at $2 each, monthly passes at only $25 each! Don't miss out on all the fun, come today! Guitar Hero 3 and Rock Band coming soon! (Just kidding)

Went for med appointment no.2. I arrived at 3.20 and ended up finishing at 5.30 because of some screw up. From the time I arrived at the place till the time I reached home, I met a few outstanding personalities..

Retard Girl
Out of all the people at the med centre, this one stood out. Her mother was accompanying her sister to go for the appointment, but Retard Girl (RG) decides to follow anyway. She has some idiotic-looking face that just makes me hate her, which I won't attempt to describe.
Her sister is sitting there reading some mag, when RG decides that her sister is keeping something, and forcefully tries to take a look into her sister's handphone mail. Her sister reluctantly shows her mail after much pestering, which doesn't contain much in the end.
Next, RG attempts to take away her sister's mag, at which sis is obviously pissed at. She shrugs RG away, and 5 seconds later, RG tries to snatch her sis's earphones right from her ears. Sis deliberately moves some distance away to another seat as a gesture of "Get lost. I don't want to be near you.". And as expected of RG, she moves right back next to her sis again! Apparently subtle hints don't really work on her. And there she goes again, as far as I know, until they leave the med centre.

Summary: The kind of sister you DON'T want to have.

Bling-bling Guy
On the train home: I didn't really notice this guy at first. I looked around the train... indian woman reading newspaper... guy playing psp... man wearing hat... kid sleeping...... man wearing hat?? I took another look, and this is what I saw.

.....Intriguing. I went a bit closer and saw the GIANT jade-coloured pendant he was wearing. Giant as in 'covering-his-whole-chest' giant. Following that, he raised his hand to scratch his head. 4 obscenely huge rings on EACH finger. Count that: number of rings on each finger X number of fingers = ?

He certainly BRIGHTENED up my day..

April 8, 2008

2:25 AM


Hamster Cat


April 7, 2008

10:49 PM


Surprise Highlights




1:09 AM


The Surprise

Denise's Party. Half of the surprise was ruined because of SOME people. Hmm. It ended up as more of a class party than a birthday party. In fact, we did practically the same stuff the last time we came for the class party: pizza for dinner + fun at the third floor. Most of the time was spent in playing GH3 though. Completed "Pride and Joy" expert. 10 songs to go before I win GH3.

Happily munching away at Yupi/Mentos sweets while watching Tee and Lionel own GH3, I think I ate one too many. Guess I'm staying away from sweets for a few days.

April 2, 2008

6:11 PM


The System

gg, tok presentation. =(

I know it wasn't all too great, but it wasn't crap either. Grrrrrrr to the teacher panel. WTF? So they find a flaw in one of the examples and point it out during QnA. BUT the problem was that they just kept coming and coming and coming.. its like they abandoned all composure and went all out war. They don't give time to answer AT ALL. Its like you just start making your point, then they immediately interrupt you with another question. With 3 teachers doing just that, you can imagine it being hell. Whats worse, one of them gave shitty incoherent questions.. stuff that was already answered in the presentation yet apparently SHE wasn't listeningggg. I didn't even get to give my response to the shitty question coz they keep interrupting me..
The last time I recalled, it was a 'Question and Answer' session, not a 'Question' session.

Looks like I'll be relying on the essay instead. At least its written down in words, so they can't question me on things I've ALREADY said.