March 17, 2011
9:52 AM
Baa
So I was bored and started randomly thinking about stuff. "Mary had a little lamb" came to mind. Thinking about it a bit raised some questions.
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- Why did Mary have a lamb? Was it a pet? Perhaps it was a trend long ago to have farm animals as pets?
- Why did the lamb follow Mary to school? Stalker lamb.. and how did Mary not notice some fluffy white thing following her? Was it a wolf in sheep's clothing? I think a pedobear disguise would work better though.
- Why was it against the rules for the lamb to follow Mary to school. Did the school have a rule that expressedly forbid lambs stalking their owners?
- Seeing the lamb at school made the children laugh and play. Implying that they weren't laughing and playing before the lamb came, implying that they were miserable school kids. After all, if seeing a lamb could make you laugh and play, you must have been leading a pretty sad life.
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I want to talk about Hay Diddle Diddle too, but that deserves a whole new post by itself.